Niewielka
Low intensity, limited atmospheric impact and no confirmed third-party detection.
Podsumowanie zgodności
Każda ludzka emisja gazowa musi zostać zarejestrowana. Nie obowiązuje minimalny próg wieku, objętości, czasu trwania, dźwięku, zapachu, wpływu na atmosferę ani poziomu zażenowania.
Niesłyszenie, niewyczucie, niepamiętanie, niezauważenie lub osobiste nieuznanie emisji nie znosi obowiązku jej zgłoszenia.
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Kto musi przestrzegać przepisów
The Global Personal Gaseous Emission Framework applies to all persons physically present within a participating jurisdiction at the time an emission occurs.
Compliance obligations apply regardless of citizenship, residency status, employment status or whether the individual considers the emission to have been significant.
Ważne
Personal belief that an emission was "too small to count" is not recognised as a statutory exemption.
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Które emisje trzeba zgłaszać
Wszystkie.
Every human gaseous emission must be registered. There is no minimum threshold for volume, duration, sound, odour, atmospheric impact, social embarrassment or personal significance.
Rejestracja jest obowiązkowa niezależnie od tego, czy emisja:
- była słyszalna;
- była cicha;
- wytworzyła wyczuwalny zapach;
- nie wytworzyła wyczuwalnego zapachu;
- nastąpiła publicznie;
- nastąpiła prywatnie;
- nastąpiła, gdy emitent był sam;
- miała świadka;
- została zauważona przez zwierzę;
- została przypisana zwierzęciu;
- was blamed on furniture;
- was blamed on plumbing, ventilation or unexplained structural movement;
- była przypadkowa;
- była celowa;
- była wyjątkowo mała;
- was, in the emitter's opinion, “not really worth mentioning”;
- nastąpiła podczas snu emitenta;
- occurred while the emitter was attempting to determine whether the previous emission required registration.
Jeżeli materiał gazowy opuścił ciało, doszło do zdarzenia podlegającego rejestracji.
Uncertainty about whether an emission was sufficiently significant to register is not recognised by the Registry because significance is irrelevant.
Where an individual is uncertain whether an emission actually occurred, the individual must register the suspected emission as a Provisional Atmospheric Event and subsequently submit an Emission Occurrence Clarification.
Failure to remember an emission does not constitute evidence that the emission did not occur.
WAŻNE
Registering an emission does not remove the obligation to register the next emission.
Multiple emissions occurring in rapid succession must be registered individually. The Registry does not recognise the informal concepts of “one long fart”, “a cluster” or “the rest of the same one”.
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Termin zgłoszenia
Standard personal emissions should be entered into the Registry no later than 24 hours after occurrence.
Kategoria emisji
Termin zgłoszenia
Standardowa emisja prywatna
24 hours
Emisja w miejscu publicznym
12 hours
Emisja w miejscu pracy
8 hours
Emisja transgraniczna
4 hours
Placówka dyplomatyczna lub rządowa
Natychmiast
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Klasyfikacja emisji
Registrants must make a reasonable assessment of the emission category at the time of reporting.
Standardowa
Clearly identifiable personal emission with normal dispersal characteristics.
Znacząca
Detectable beyond the immediate personal zone or acknowledged by another person.
Poważna
Persistent atmospheric presence, evacuation behaviour or multiple independent witnesses.
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Emissions in public environments
Additional reporting considerations apply when an emission occurs in a shared or publicly accessible environment.
Examples include:
- public transport;
- shops and shopping centres;
- cinemas and theatres;
- lifts and enclosed stairwells;
- workplaces;
- queues exceeding three persons;
- formal meetings;
- places of worship;
- government buildings.
Enclosed-space rule
Leaving a lift immediately after an emission does not transfer regulatory responsibility to the remaining occupants.
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Emisje transgraniczne
Where an emission occurs during international travel, the registrant must identify the jurisdiction in which the emission originated.
Where the precise location cannot reasonably be established, the registrant should select Jurisdiction Uncertain and provide the route details.
Przykład
You are travelling by train between France and Belgium and an emission occurs while the train is crossing the border.
You must not submit duplicate registrations to both national authorities. Submit one cross-border declaration and allow the Registry to determine regulatory allocation.
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Evidence and witnesses
Most personal registrations are based on self-declaration and do not require supporting evidence.
Witness information may be requested where:
- the emitter disputes responsibility;
- multiple persons claim that another individual was responsible;
- an enforcement complaint has been submitted;
- the emission resulted in the temporary evacuation of an enclosed area.
Recording devices
Audio recordings alone may establish that an emission occurred but may not conclusively establish the identity of the emitter.
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Wyjątki
There are no personal exemptions from the obligation to register a human gaseous emission.
Medical treatment, emergency situations, authorised scientific research, unconsciousness, sleep, embarrassment and lack of witnesses do not cancel the event.
The following explanations are not recognised exemptions:
- "It was an accident."
- "Nobody heard it."
- "I thought it was the dog."
- "Everyone else was doing it."
- "I was asleep."
- "I opened a window immediately."
- "It was medically necessary."
- "I was under anaesthetic."
- "It happened too quickly to count."
- "There were several in a row and I considered them one event."
- "I was testing whether the first one needed reporting."
No-exemption principle
The Registry regulates occurrence, not dignity, intention, consciousness or convenience.